Dignity
Cats are not dogs. Dogs are rufty tufty knockabout oafs. Friendly enough but far too familiar. They also lack dignity. I dread to think what they roll around in, I just know it smells like something died. Cats on the other hand understand deportment. We cats are dignified creatures. We look upon canine brutes with considered disdain - as they deserve. You won’t find cats doing anything undignified…

I said; cats are dignified creatures… Oh, never mind…

