Right Geezer
That Nefi isn’t about is she? Eyes everywhere, that one. No - quick look, just in case - right. Now, it seems to me, that there’s far too much about those queens for my liking. It’s the Toms that are the top cats around here - and, I might add, the best looking. As the oldest Tom and the best looking in the neighbourhood, there ought to be more about me. That’s right, me, Caesar, fine specimen of tabby excellence that I am. Now, make sure you get my best side. I want my lionesque profile in shot.
Ahem, and just who has magnificent whiskers here? Hmm? Eh?
Hey! I wasn’t ready for that, I was just having a quick scratch before posing.
Damn! Conned again.
Caese, the geez…
